Old women have a thing for me. And I don’t mean a pinch-my-cheek, pat-my-head kind of thing. I mean a grab-my-ass, rub-my-junk, why-don’t-you-push-my-wheelchair-into-the-broom-closet-so-we-can-get-nasty kind of thing.
It’s fucking disturbing.
- Emma Chase ~ Tangled (via quotesincontinuum)
Edward Cullen can take his stupid heroin and OD on it. Kate is my own personal brand of Viagra.
- Emma Chase ~ Tangled (via quotesincontinuum)



